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Joseph is a fat twat who thinks he's a world class boxer because he benched a pack of 1 minute uncle ben's rice
Hey im proper solid

Mate stop acting like Joseph
by Crashplays September 9, 2018
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A dumb bitch who smell like shit and can’t play football
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A piece of human garbage who likes politics and Star Wars.

Deserves to have absolutely no friends and should die immediately.
Oh my god he is SUCH a Joseph... should I call someone?
by JRod3506 November 12, 2020
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A fat piece of shit slut whore that uses his grandmas glass banana in the fruit bowl to stick it up his ass. He also likes to have sex with his Spanish teacher names Mrs segui
I met a total Joseph today
by Amss leader September 23, 2019
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A stick or twig with break if you breath on it
wow Joseph is a real twig I accidentally sneezed on him and he broke
by Alex 😝✌ October 24, 2019
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A 11 year old boy that is in 5th grade has a blue backpack always wears jeans wears jell all the time plays a ps4 loves fortnite ps: Joseph this is from your secret lover
A 11 year old boy that is in 5th grade has a blue backpack always wears jeans wears jell all the time plays a ps4 loves fortnite ps: Joseph this is from your secret lover
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Joseph is an amazing and beautiful character. He is kind and loving when you get to know him, but can sometimes seem too spooky if you don't.

He is a guy you can totally fall in love

with as if he has cast a spell upon you with his totally magical powers.

Halloween is when Joseph is in full bloom, being the life of the party (as ever) and serving the twists that y'all wanted day in and day out.

He sometimes doesn't know what he wants but you will always be there for him whenever he needs you. He makes you smile just at the thought of him and it makes you happy that you met him.

If only you could reverse time to when you were being a cold bitch towards him and stop any apprehension that he may have now.

You miss him whilst he is away for work and are planning to do so much exciting things with him once he returns. So many adventures that you can do together.

He is a top class witch and has somehow stolen your heart and then flown away in his broom with it.

Joseph is amazing, and you should always treasure him.
by StevieFuckingNicks August 25, 2019
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