We coned him in the parking lot.
by BillySkeletilly. October 28, 2006
Get the conemug. by Annie7 March 4, 2011
Get the Twist conemug. A fail cone becomes a fail cone when the ice cream put on a cone fails to look like a good ice cream cone, and instead comes out to be a glob of ice cream on top of a cone.
One who makes a fail cone will never admit that they make a fail cone because they believe that their cone looks great, even though the ice cream is clearly lopsided or not twisted properly. They may also try to cover up the glob with some colorful sprinkles or toppings to distract any other viewers from noticing the fail cone. But do not be deceived, a fail cone still exists even if it is hidden under pretty toppings.
Once pointed out, a fail cone will be eaten very quickly, especially if the one who is planning on eating it was the one who made it.
Note: This term can only be used to describe soft serve ice cream cones.
One who makes a fail cone will never admit that they make a fail cone because they believe that their cone looks great, even though the ice cream is clearly lopsided or not twisted properly. They may also try to cover up the glob with some colorful sprinkles or toppings to distract any other viewers from noticing the fail cone. But do not be deceived, a fail cone still exists even if it is hidden under pretty toppings.
Once pointed out, a fail cone will be eaten very quickly, especially if the one who is planning on eating it was the one who made it.
Note: This term can only be used to describe soft serve ice cream cones.
Customer: "Hey can I get chocolate ice cream on a cone?"
Waiter: "Sure, hold on one moment."
(Waiter hands customer his cone, with the ice cream all in a big glob on top of the cone rather than a nice swirl)
Customer: "What is this? This isn't an ice cream cone! This is a fail cone!"
Person 1: "Hey what do you have there?"
Person 2: "Oh I just made an ice cream cone"
(Person 1 takes a look at the cone: a regular sugar cone, with some ice cream on top, but it is all smooshed, and there is a notable amount of sprinkles on top)
Person 1: "Ice cream cone? More like fail cone!"
Waiter: "Sure, hold on one moment."
(Waiter hands customer his cone, with the ice cream all in a big glob on top of the cone rather than a nice swirl)
Customer: "What is this? This isn't an ice cream cone! This is a fail cone!"
Person 1: "Hey what do you have there?"
Person 2: "Oh I just made an ice cream cone"
(Person 1 takes a look at the cone: a regular sugar cone, with some ice cream on top, but it is all smooshed, and there is a notable amount of sprinkles on top)
Person 1: "Ice cream cone? More like fail cone!"
by flyingcircus316 July 9, 2009
Get the Fail Conemug. Sigma Phi Brother #1: Hey big titty freak!
Big Titty Freak: Whad you say little pecker!
Sigma Phi Brother #2: Ah dude, she's taking her shirt off!
Big Titty Freak: Woooooooooooo!
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Ah gnarly dude, did you see the Cone Tits on that Knuckle titty breasted freak!
Big Titty Freak: Whad you say little pecker!
Sigma Phi Brother #2: Ah dude, she's taking her shirt off!
Big Titty Freak: Woooooooooooo!
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Ah gnarly dude, did you see the Cone Tits on that Knuckle titty breasted freak!
by Frat Bro 389 July 2, 2007
Get the cone titsmug. This term refers to a woman's breasts when she has very large areolae. A woman has "dipped cones" when her breasts become very saggy and droopy, thus somewhat resembling that of a dipped ice cream cone (use your imagination).
Damnnn....that girl I was with last night had huge nips and her boobs hung so low; she's got those dipped cones man.
by HotChocolate87 January 29, 2008
Get the Dipped Conesmug. The yellow/red graphic "cone" on a weather map when a hurricane is far, far away that includes hundreds and hundreds of miles of coastline and causes TV meteorologists to go nuts and needlessly alarm the general population.
Area residents from Miami to Brownsville should begin to take precautions as we don't know where this potentially strong storm might, or might not, make landfall. The areas in red or yellow are all within the cone of hyperbole.
by John Lucas D November 13, 2007
Get the Cone of Hyperbolemug.