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Gilberts Illinois

Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.
Let’s go to Gilberts Illinois and pick up some milfs at cruisins
by Fuck60136 October 20, 2021
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illinois

a state that got surpassed in popularity by pennsylvania due to illinois' population decline
illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...
by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025
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Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.
I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!
by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024
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Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking
Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”
by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025
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barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .
Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town
by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014
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Illinois ill worm

When you and your partner get ill and you vomit in the females vagina or butthole
by Tjjdjs+jd September 30, 2025
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Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.
During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.
by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022
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