Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

castleford idaho

It is for people who like incest with there grandma

I'm from Castleford Idaho and me and my grandma are getting married

by Fake291996 November 6, 2017

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

by The shmiz December 21, 2019

Idahoe hoe

A fucking idahoe hoe you find in fortnite, you gotta that out when you see some idahoe hoes. They like potatoes

I see em IDAHOE HOES OUT DERE

by TAKEMYLYOULOLOLOLOL March 12, 2018

Idaho dream

N. Act of being tied up in a basement whilst one sticks potatoes up said persons anus.

My ass is bleeding, last night my dom took me home and gave me the idaho dream

by Priceiswrong May 17, 2019

Idaho Snow Cone

When you take a shit in the snow. Let it freeze (preferably over night). Grab the delicious delight and smash it in someone face.

Frank was talking mad shit. So I gave him the Idaho Snow Cone

by Boss Tits December 16, 2021

Idaho

The biggest lie in American history. "Idaho" is a conspiracy created by cartographers and the map industry. There is no "Idaho," it's a lie, don't be fooled.

"Hey man, do you know anyone from Idaho?"
"No, do you?"
"No, I don't even know anyone who knows someone from Idaho."

by Theron103 December 5, 2017