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Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards
Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad
by KEV HENSHAW August 9, 2022
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iPad

Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!
by Chill_ February 23, 2019
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ipad emo

an ipad kid who wants to be edgy.
bro you see that boy over there?
yea hes such an ipad emo kid
i hate those kids.
me too
by ur moms hot gf February 2, 2023
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iPad

A device created by Apple Inc., released on January 27, 2010, that features a display size between 7.9 inches and 12.9 inches, that has been updated for 12 years.
I just got my new iPad Pro M1, but it performs just as well as my 2018 version!
by No source definitions April 23, 2022
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iPad-Stream

Stream your gameplay by recording your TV-screen in 144p with the shittiest iPad you could find in your mom's basement.
12-year old: "I think I should iPad-Stream my pack opening so my friends can see this."

*3 random people are wathing the stream while spamming shitty ass emotes and left the stream*
by Damnbrat_Illsue June 13, 2020
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iPad kid

A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems
Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid
by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022
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iPad Kid

A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.

An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.

Signs of an iPad Kid:

-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.

Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
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