Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!

Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.

by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024

Hyperized

A word referring to youtuber hypercane gaming. When hypercane gaming edits his thumbnail and adds cringy things, that has been hyperized

Hypercane has hyperized his roblox thumbnail by adding huge eyes.

by #EndFireStormGaming July 24, 2018

Hyperization

The act of sucking a fart out of another man's ass right after porking his mudhole.

Oh my god my boyfriend and I tried hyperization last week, and his breath still smells like shit!

by BoogieNights69 December 6, 2017

Hyper Moist

When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj

Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.

by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017

hyper bisexual

Avidly seeks sexual adventures with men and women.

My roommate is so hyper bisexual he has three cock rings.

by Larn April 21, 2018

Hyper Vigilent

It's when you pull the pin from a grenade....?

I was just told I need Major Surgery. Now I am hyper vigilent !

by puppyfsh October 12, 2023

Pulling a hyper

The act of committing to something only to bail last minute.

Praying no one is pulling a hyper at aod tonight.

by hyperking December 15, 2020