Husbaphobe

A man that does not want or is scared to tie the knot.

A man comfortable in a long relationship, but has no desire to take it further is a husbaphobe.

by Amberchelly April 26, 2011

Husbandage

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.

Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!

by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011

husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.

the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.

by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014

Husbag

The term for a husband that is a dirt bag or douche bag

He cheated on you! Why don't you leave that husbag?

by Pharmer1019 May 22, 2015

husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

Husbeastie

Noun: a term of endearment, used by wives to describe their husbands in a mildly positive yet humorous manner, suggesting their love for their husband, but also his occasional tendency toward emotional outbursts. Said outbursts may consist of crying, happy tears, getting choked up easily, cursing at other drivers while driving, throwing broken tools (always away from anything important), and generally acting like a heathen on occasion.

Phone conversation...
Wife A: OMG, the husbeastie is out today...
Wife B: Oh crap, what did he do?
Wife A: He's been replacing the brakes on my truck, but then he broke some sort of wrench and started cursing it out...
Wife B: Well did the brakes get fixed?

Wife A: Yup, so his reward will be a beer and a blow job tonight.
Wife B: Well that should cheer him up then.

by BF'ngC November 12, 2018

husbandey

Newly transformed life/procreating partner; one who assumes all provider and domesticated roles, bat shit crazy. Male version of "wifey".

Wifey wanting to go on girls' night out to husbandey, "Dear, can you look after the kids tonight?"

by NDUP November 27, 2018