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houdini slap

While slamming a girl from behind, prior to ejaculation pull out and cum on your hand, then insert penis into anus and when she turns around to see what's up, slap her with your jizz encrusted hand
Dude I'm gonna go "watch a movie tonight" with my girl. Make sure to give her the best houdini slap of her life!
by Poopmaster5000 July 27, 2015
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Houdini

Much different than a 'grower' a Houdini is a penis that when flaccid, there seems to be nothing there. A possibility of a very small penis, but once erect is both long and thick, maybe even above average. A true Houdini penis will make the receiver experience a bit of fear/regret at its reveal.
Becky: There's no way he's big! I mean, he's wearing skinny jeans and I can't even see the hint of an outline.
Savannah: Oh you'd think so, but trust me...He's a Houdini.
by niallsblckgirlfriend August 7, 2017
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Houdini

The god of finesse, nature, and knownism app in one. (also known as houdini2times on social networks)
All hail Houdini. Houdini is me in history.
by E.W.TheCreator December 24, 2019
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Houdini

A Foster the People song off of the album "Torches". The song finds Foster comparing how a magician like Houdini can hide behind their tricks, whilst as a musician he is unable to escape when performing.
What do you think of the song Houdini?
It's fucking great.
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houdys

HOUDYS NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH🤪🤪🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣‼️‼️‼️
me: hey have u seen houdys?
y/n: what’s dat
me: HOUDYS NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH🤣🤣🤣🤣
by not Maddie lol June 4, 2021
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Houdini bag wank

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
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The White-Hand of Houdini

When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.
“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”
by Badday_18 September 1, 2018
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