hermitphrodite

A guy with a thing.

Look at the hermitphrodite run through the forest!

by A real anthropologist. June 25, 2003

digital hermit

a person who avoids using modern technologies like e-mail or the Internet

El does not own a smart phone - he is a digital hermit

by C-Fen June 9, 2018

Social Hermit

A person who spends so much time on social networking websites that they never actually leave the house.

Bob: Have you heard from Frank?
Gerard: Yeah, he wrote on my wall the other day.
Bob: Oh, well have you seen him around lately?
Gerard: No, he's too much of a social hermit.

by cyanideyoudrank December 13, 2009

hermit

Hermit- VERB- to go on a hermit.

When a person stays away from a group of friends to try and abstain from substance abuse.
Saving money may also be a good cause to go on a hermit.

usually the person has trouble lasting through the first week. If he/she can go a good length of time (4-8 weeks) he/she can say they do not have a drug problem.

he/she is free to socalise with other groups of friends that do not participiate in drug use each week.

here where is Tommy?

he is on a hermit sure.

mate i wish i could go on a hermit.

by ToxicTommy April 17, 2008

Hermit Crab

a sexual position in which the mona wraps her legs around the man's hips like a tool belt. The man picks up the wonam and power boms her, tightening her up like a hermit crab.

I was so pent up and intense that I gave my lady a hermit crab last night.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.

Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.

by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009

hermitting

To act alone; To sit on a computer for hours and never see the light of day; To be forever alone

He is still hermitting on the computer and it is 4:00 A.M.!

by Auburn_Ashfire January 2, 2012