handicat

a very "special" breed of cat

boy- ur cats been staring at the wall for like 20 min.
girl- yeah he's handicat.

by Enragedwalrus April 2, 2011

habichuela

Another term for beans in spanish mainly used in cuba

Me puedes pasar los habichuelas

beans frijoles black beans

by Walking walrus April 3, 2016

Hanco Logic

Hanco Logic is a unique way of thinking. It is usually very abstract and difficult for average person to understand. Hanco Logic contains many valid and invalid solutions and ways of reasoning. Yet Hanco Logic is i deal for many cases if creativity is needed to solve problems or to understand something.

He has real Hanco Logic.

That is Hanco Logic

by Reaping Words August 16, 2017

video handcuffs

Mostly used in combination with verbal handcuffs, when someone forces you to watch the latest YouTube video (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The person typically will come up behind you and hijack your own internet session and force you to sit there and watch, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out or were doing something else. Examples: no or subdued reaction to video, eyes shifting away from screen, looking at your watch, checking your phone. Video handcuffs can sometimes go on for minutes or hours as the first video can lead into an endless string of more videos.

See verbal handcuffs

Office Guy: You've got to see this video on I saw on YouTube!

Office Girl: (Stares blankly)

Office Guy: James Gandolfini roughs up this fan! It's crazy!

Office Girl: Uh-huh.

Office Guy: Oh man, that was messed up, wasn't it? Hey, did you see the one when that weather dude yells at Carol Costello?

Office Girl: (Thinks fuck me, video handcuffs)

by tankapotomus February 25, 2010

Josh Hancock

Just dumb

"Who is that Josh Hancock guy?"
"Just some idiot"

by anonymous August 26, 2018

The Hania Effect

The Hania Effect is when you start to mess up grammatically. It starts from one person and then affects a large group of people.

person A: where did he go?

person B: he go inside

person A: bro the hania effect!

by quakingpizza December 2, 2018

john handcock

while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.

After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.

by MW52 December 10, 2008