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handles

word in streetball meaning dribbling ability...how well you can dribble the basketball and perform tricks determines youre handles.
"that player just shoke'em wit his crazy handles!"
by j-la August 19, 2003
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Handle Wave

To pass a handle of alcohol while taking a swig and perform the wave as you're doing it.
Friends + Party Bus + Handle of Vodka: "Hey, let's do the Handle Wave!!!!" Pass it around!!
by Emjayrockit May 7, 2011
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Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
by ellenweasley October 9, 2018
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sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.
Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!
by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014
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8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.
Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!
by Monkey Business 909 March 5, 2017
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Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
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Pizza Handle

The end crust of a pizza usually is thrown away because most don't enjoy the handle because there is no sauce, cheese or other toppings on it.
I usually throw away the Pizza Handle of my pizza slice because there is no flavour
by AbsorbedSpoon3 May 10, 2018
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