halal cart

A staple of the Philadelphia college experience. This fine portable establishments are able to create some of the best cusines known to a broke college students. Not matter how broke you are, a chicken over rice for $9 will always seem worth it.

Bartholomew: Man, I'm sure hungry but imma be shitting profusely if I go to the dining hall again.
Jackquavious: Yo just hit the halal carts, that shit is $9 and it'll have you floating.
Bartholomew: Oh yea you right. Thanks for the brilliant suggestion Jackquavious!

by certifiedmeatmuncher December 14, 2022

Kyrgyzstanese Halaal

When your mom cooks food that tastes sooooooo gosh darn heccin bad, but instead of insulting her you make her feel better by sucking all the food up your urethra. (Warning:It might sting a little bit.

Ugh my mom cooked food tonight, I'm gonna have to pull a Kyrgyzstanese Halaal.

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

Halal Gang

Halal Gang is the most powerful police force in all of city of Toronto enforcing all crime in Toronto and beyond, Ahwoolay, multiple famous people are in this group

Oh shit it’s the halal gang run they are top cops

by jace#6969 December 18, 2020

Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

by Pangcheng January 5, 2022

Hala

That one kid in class that has huge bick teeth and writes urban dictionary definitions in the middle of class

She is such a Hala.

by AMadSnapchatFriend October 21, 2019

halal sex

A sex that is halal 😳

Hey wanna have a halal sex?

by random guy 6ix 9ine May 21, 2021

Halvard

Halvard is the most genius type of human and is a own specie that is cooler than others. Halvard BS is the sexiest person in the entire world.

Halvard is cool

by hbs3411 October 9, 2018