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Hyper-Umbrellism

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The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument
"Hey chud, don't you know TRT is gender affirming care?"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"
by Robert_Jenkin July 22, 2025
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hyper bisexual

Avidly seeks sexual adventures with men and women.
My roommate is so hyper bisexual he has three cock rings.
by Larn April 21, 2018
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Hyperized

A word referring to youtuber hypercane gaming. When hypercane gaming edits his thumbnail and adds cringy things, that has been hyperized
Hypercane has hyperized his roblox thumbnail by adding huge eyes.
by #EndFireStormGaming July 24, 2018
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Hyper-fan-ness

When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity
For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.
by A-SGG January 8, 2012
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Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024
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Hyperization

The act of sucking a fart out of another man's ass right after porking his mudhole.
Oh my god my boyfriend and I tried hyperization last week, and his breath still smells like shit!
by BoogieNights69 December 6, 2017
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hyper

Hyper is a person on discord. He is the most known person on cord and richest. He owns discord.gg/300.
yooo, have you seen that nigga hyper? he's so famous.
by thatniggahyper December 16, 2020
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