Get the How-Jetmug. by bethhowesimp May 27, 2022
Get the beth howemug. Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021
Get the How to eat?mug. So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
Get the How to poopmug. Person1: I am going to go on urban dictionary to figure out the definition of how to videos
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*
by Nut busting master December 11, 2020
Get the HOW TO VIDSmug. by back2first1 December 26, 2020
Get the How Cheapmug. The way you say how dare you/him/it when you dont want to say a subject or pronounce dare correctly. Also a good way to express discontent without sounding like a complete asshole.
Girl: "So my boyfriend i met online is coming, if he's a creeper help me"
Guy friend who likes her "How Durr"
Guy friend who likes her "How Durr"
by theonewhoiscool April 23, 2011
Get the How Durrmug.