heitch

(Verb). To raise or elevate above normal standards or abilities.

Jim came by my office and had the nerve to heitch is big a** on my desk!

Sue’s dress was heitched up in the back!

by oldschool82 June 4, 2018

Haphappy hitchhiker

Someone that plays online games like GTA 4 and steals any vehicle in sight.

Dude, that noob is a haphappy hitchhiker

by Aritakeclan April 29, 2009

The Dripping Hitchhiker

When a man sticks his thumb up the females rectum, and as she opens her mouth in shock, he pisses in her mouth. This will then cause the dripping to occur, and the hitchhiker part is obvious.

i was gonna break up with this chick and found out she cheated on me, so instead of telling her i knew, i gave her The Dripping Hitchhiker and then left...

by biggiegivemeonemorechance June 5, 2010

To get hitched

It is a phrase meaning;
To get married

The news is everywhere that he will get hitched by next week. (To get hitched)

by Zphyrbae August 7, 2017

Hitch

Hoe ass bitch

Look at that ugly Hitch!!!

by jenniejinx November 25, 2010

hootch house

A liquor store. Where your hootch is housed, of course.

Run up to the hootch house and pick up some JD, brah!

by Wingie November 27, 2007

hitch tease

When hitch-hicking, a person who slows down and then pulls away is known as a hitch tease.

It turns out that old people love to hitch tease.

by Jamie Chennells December 30, 2007