halfway happy

You're happy, at the same time you sad.

Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.

by AustraL February 11, 2018

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

Halfway hammered

Halfway hammered - when you are getting hammered. Your unsure if you should drink more at this point. It depends on the situation and the people around you if you are going to drink more or just stay in halfway hammered pocket. You are sober know what your doing and drunk enough to enjoy it..

Man I'm halfway hammered right about now.

by Kompski June 14, 2018

Halfway Hippie

Someone who wants to run away from civilization and live in the forest but really likes horror movies and amusement parks and fairs .

She's only a halfway hippie cause she likes slasher flicks.

by Sunny Luna July 30, 2020

Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021

halfway homeless

Have a home but it’s not the one your supposed to live it.

Damn man I’m halfway homeless , I’m finna go home tho

by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021

zak halloway

is gay

Zak Halloway, a gay person, is gay, likes boys, is from ALABAMA !

by booby hole brobie March 18, 2019