Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Greasy grippers

Hands, generally those that are particularly greasy, sweaty, or generally slimy.

Don’t even think about touching my hair with your greasy grippers

by Rock bipity bottom June 21, 2022

greasy pierre

a "butt release"

rubbing your dick in her ass crack until you cum

Yo mama gave me a greay pierre last night!

by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004

greasy hair

A defining characteristic of the Pachuco. A notification that the wearer is a street gang member and should be beaten up immediately.

Hey, let's go beat up that greasy-haired Pachuco before he crosses the street.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

greasy mustache

a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.

Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.

by crazyfrawg November 10, 2010

greasy hook

when a someone ejaculates on their finger then sticks it in someones mouth while curving their finger like a hook.

David gave melyssa the greasy hook to show her who is boss.

by montell January 2, 2008

greasy baja

the act of giving a hand job with the thumb side of the hand facing the recipient (inverted handjob) Also known as The Honalulu Handshake.

I broke up with my girlfriend so I paid a hooker to give me a greasy baja.

by king mash January 13, 2008