Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.
by Nattybeta420 November 15, 2021
Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.
EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"
by oobyek February 23, 2014
by gcarbide May 14, 2010
I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.
by MrMeanwhile April 26, 2017
by Mayor of titty city May 22, 2019
A grams cracka is a very white grandma!!!! You know who they are.
*on the freeway in the fast lane*
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"
by Jojo33 July 04, 2015
Similar to "Bakers Dozen" except with cannabis.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.
"Alright. Just finished trimming a pound of Purple Urkle. There's 16 jars for the shelf, and I'll be taking my Grower's Grams home to enjoy"
by Shawnsemillia February 07, 2025