Solid Gold Monkey

1. A monkey made of solid gold.

2. A production company "Solid Golden Monkey Productions"

3. A X-Box Live gamertag

"One day the Solid Gold Monkeys will attack us."

by Tim Butterworth January 25, 2008

the golden connection

The act of fucking

Bryce:I made the golden connection last night
Miles:cool! How was is?

by mwiz March 2, 2015

the golden ram

The child of prophecy who attains his powers by controlling the thread of power that was separated from the three fates. He becomes superhuman and grows ram horns and gets a 25% muscle increase when he goes "Golden". He has infinite power and according to DC Comics he is about 342.78 times more powerful than superman if he eats his pasta. His weakness is pineapples and the power of love. Protector of Grayslake, coin collector, proud single father of 1 bird, Greg's heir to the sweep single.

If you're stuck in a jam call the golden ram! Unless you're some kind of uhhhh liberal.

by TheGoldenRam August 26, 2017

Jewish Gold Chain

A neck brace, in reference to someone seeking an injury settlement.

There sure are a lot of guys wearing Jewish gold chains around Brooklyn today. Must be some money coming in.

by Rimjob-steve August 16, 2019

Czech Golden Shower

The sound of brass from a freshly-finished Czech VZ.61 Magazine hitting the ground a mere half second after said magazine has been fully spent. First coined by Brandon Herrera.

"Dear lord, that gun fires so fast they call it the Czech Golden Shower!"

by Liechtenstein Gun Collector November 17, 2022

The Golden Slut

The state of not being able to walk because of anal penetration every day for a minimum of a month without lube the skin is chafed away leaving The arsehole to look like a black void

Cooper decided he wanted to become the golden slut

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Marble Blast Gold

Play with your balls in 100 levels consisting of tiles in the sky for no apparent reason. It is available at marbleblast.com you absolute cretin. Also try Marble Blast Ultra, PlatinumQuest, and Marble It Up.

I played Marble Blast Gold yesterday for the first time since 2003.

by TheGreatAutismo224 December 13, 2019