googlitis

An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.

Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.

by BonnieG April 10, 2006

Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>

by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007

google resume

The first page of results that comes up when a person's name is put into google.

I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.

I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.

There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.

by Jonah Sauce January 14, 2009

Googlebox

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.

"Hey hand me the googlebox, I need to check my email."

by Demarke December 9, 2008

Google Clicker

An unofficial job title to describe a person who does little more than surf the internet at work.

Since things have slowed down at the office, I've become a $30/hr google clicker.

by The Private Investigator January 30, 2009

Googlygoo

A taunt added to the end of an insult to up the intensity of the burn.

A sound a baby makes when it's taunting you and/or asking for it.

Haymos`: You don't spell your name right.
sinnaminz: yea well ur dumb. it's not supposed 2 b 'cinnamon.'
Haymos`: ...
Haymos`: Fuck your dead father. googlygoo.
sinnaminz Quit (Web Browser closed)

by stevey porter July 28, 2009

Googlization

-- Googlization means a creepy feeling that Google is dominating our everyday life from PC to mobile phones.

"It's scary to think Google knows everything about me from my Google search preference, Gmail correspondence, Google map, and Google calendar! And it even follows me in my HTC Android phone. Fuck that I am trapped in this Googlization world!!"

by cherryummy September 19, 2009