Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.

Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.

by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022

golf ben

A jabroni who always hopes everyone dies in a car crash

Golf Ben what’s your location

by Ramrod247 December 31, 2019

Japanese Golf

A term that doesn't exist. Often mistaken for Kabuki theater.

It doesn't exist; it's only for show.

Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.

Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?

Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.

by Ludiquist November 14, 2018

Golf bro

Similar and closely related to a dude bro, the golf bro spends his time discussing golf, drinking at golf courses and running over fellow golf bros with golf carts

man that golf bro just leveled three bros before putting the cart in the lake

by Datsu smallcoch May 18, 2021

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Golf 3

This isn't an ordenary car this Is an automobile icon (a. k.a) the grumpy neigthbour car which Is a good car in fact but breakes Down a lot Also your 19 year old brother 's car. This car describes bulgarian automobile Industries.

A: Ei kak e novata kola be Brat? B: E golf 3 kakvo iskash qka Bri4ka :D

by Cupcakebackpack December 5, 2022

Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.

I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.

by Metzgie June 29, 2019