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goated on the keys

a person who plays to much games on computer.

plays to much fortnite} or pubg.
kid on mic: YOUR GOATED ON THE KEYS BROTHER, OMG!

you: thank you???????
by not goated lmao September 9, 2019
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goatlet

"We went to the farm to pet the goatlets."
by Señor Bob December 9, 2008
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goatsecx

as a noun it would be the below, not a noun would be the example above; refering to homosexuality of the gaping anus man or just dubbing the man as "goatsecx"
Your gayness is gayer than goatsecx.
by KillinKrullin November 12, 2002
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goats eye

The Arabian Goats Eye is a cock ring with a goats eye attached around it for extra pleasure.

Have 1,001 Arabian orgasms! Soak the Goats Eye in warm water 5 minutes before sex and place around the shaft. During erection the ring will tighten itself and with each thrust the fine hairs will stimulate the clitoris and the opening to the vagina.

The pressure of the Goats Eye can also help maintain erections. Size of an orgasm!
Jonathan placed the goats eye over his rock hard penis and began instering his member into his parner (a random homeless man found on the streets of Leeds, UK). His partner chuckled with delite as the goats eye tickled his tender rectum before he screamed and Jon released his creamy load over his partners sweating back.
by Rob Hogsmith January 9, 2006
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Gontse

I wish I had a boyfriend like Gontse
by Aphiwe Tk January 26, 2021
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Goatsy Mare

1. A man's asshole, usually stretched in nature. 2. A popular internet video depicting the stretching of a man's asshole. 3. A goat that may come across as being a little bit sexy.
1. Omg.. i just got boned in the goatsy mare.
2. Holy ^%$^ i just watched goatsy mare, and it was hot!
3. Damn, id give anything to get with that goatsy mare.
by Macgrubski24 June 16, 2010
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amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless
Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?
by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009
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