by Itstrueasalways August 29, 2022

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas (Yeah)
by saucyrossy/sussy russy December 4, 2022

A Neo-American dish, popularized by online "e-culture" that consists of a hotdog placed in a jar and ejaculated on by one or multiple persons, then sealed up and fermented for around few hours to a few months (affects flavor intensity). After fermentation, it is put on a musky smelling bun, (typically achieved by rubbing it on male testes) and topped off with mayonnaise, nacho cheese, and leftover aged semen from the fermentation jar.
Alternatively, this can be done with female ejaculation and appropriately be called "Squirt Glizzy Supreme". Alterations to this recipe include putting brown sugar on the now female musky bun, and topping it off with caramel, strawberry syrup, and cotton candy, with the leftover liquid now being used to glaze the bun.
Alternatively, this can be done with female ejaculation and appropriately be called "Squirt Glizzy Supreme". Alterations to this recipe include putting brown sugar on the now female musky bun, and topping it off with caramel, strawberry syrup, and cotton candy, with the leftover liquid now being used to glaze the bun.
Male 1: Dude, where have you been!?
Male 2: I just escaped! That E-girl locked me up in a dungeon and force fed me a Cum Glizzy Supreme of my own making!
Male 1: Holy shit! Tell me where she is, I need to get me some- I mean, report her to the cops!
Male 2: Hold on, what the FUCK!?!?
Male 2: I just escaped! That E-girl locked me up in a dungeon and force fed me a Cum Glizzy Supreme of my own making!
Male 1: Holy shit! Tell me where she is, I need to get me some- I mean, report her to the cops!
Male 2: Hold on, what the FUCK!?!?
by Gumbly Simpson June 28, 2022

by Glizzyglendex November 6, 2020

by Nat the man moth August 7, 2020

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*
by QuebecsWife March 20, 2022
