Gib·son
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
"Yes officer, that's the filthy Gibson that I found in my daughter's closet sniffing her dirty socks after he followed her home from school even though he is clearly in his twenties!"
by Ipardonyourfrench September 23, 2023
Get the Gibsonmug. by Miss_Blue_Rose March 31, 2019
Get the Annie Gibsonmug. When a friend gives you something thinking they are being helpful and selfless. But, in the end, it makes your life more complicated and frustrating.
My friend Danny Gibsoned me. He drove across town during a rainstorm to give me tarps to protect a leaking hole in my roof that I had plywood on that had slowed the leak. I took the plywood off at great risk to my own life and put up the tarps. And all the tarps had holes in them and he admitted he forgot about that.
by thedreadednightmonkey May 29, 2021
Get the Gibsonedmug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson Is Gossamermug. by smartman10 May 16, 2022
Get the gibsonmug.