Gibsoned

When a friend constantly agrees to things but backs out at the last minute

I got Timmy a job where I work and on the 3rd day he gibsoned us.

by Camtoons December 05, 2023

gibsoned

someone being incredibly unlucky, super suckage

"I've been totally gibsoned this month"

"man that's gibsoned"

by dinosaurus8 February 03, 2010

Gibsoned

When a friend gives you something thinking they are being helpful and selfless. But, in the end, it makes your life more complicated and frustrating.

My friend Danny Gibsoned me. He drove across town during a rainstorm to give me tarps to protect a leaking hole in my roof that I had plywood on that had slowed the leak. I took the plywood off at great risk to my own life and put up the tarps. And all the tarps had holes in them and he admitted he forgot about that.

by thedreadednightmonkey May 29, 2021

Mel Gibsoned

The state you find yourself in when you use a bong to smoke tabbaco

He won’t want to do the weekly grocery shop, he’s mel gibsoned

by Mel Gibsonion May 03, 2025

Mel Gibson

Someone who can shoot out a vehicles tire while driving another vehicle.

Friend: Shoot out the back tire!
Me: Who do you think I am, Mel Gibson?

by jamestown_hustle September 13, 2021

Mel Gibson

Is being humiliated publicly a fear people have!? HA! I didn't know that was a thing!

Hym "Mel Gibson ALSO battered wife. Once you're chosen you can just do whatever you won't to them. He got kicked out of Hollywood for the antisemitism but NOT FOR THE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF WIFE."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Gibson conspiracy

The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.

Kevin's parents are homophobic, so when we are around his family it's a Gibson conspiracy.

by nixongibson November 27, 2017