genital monkey

when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate

DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED

by ryan tracey January 20, 2012

Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.

Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.

by Burritobaby April 02, 2015

genital lock

sex.

Last night, they were found in a hot genital lock in the seaside resort.

by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 19, 2013

United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Genital-fluid

Genital-fluid, or genital fluid, describes an individual whose personality varies from being a dick, to a pussy, or an ass/ asshole, etc. Not always an insult.

Simon: "What's wrong with you lately? You've been such an obnoxious jerk and coward lately."
Freddy: "I might be genital-fluid, bro."
Simon: "Bro... Get over it."
Freddy: "Nah, it's pretty fun, assface. Not gonna lie :)"

by SphincterToday December 09, 2020

Genital heartbeat

Refers to the pelvic floor contracting when the penis undergoes stimulation, the contracting movement results in the said term.

Janice : I'm not gonna stop edging you
Ian : Janica, wait! Its twitching!
Janice : What's twitching?
Ian : My dick! Argh, it sounds like my heart beating
Janice : Genital heartbeat!

by ref_urband September 30, 2024