"Newhart" genitals-introduction

Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."

Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.

by QuacksO June 22, 2020

genital hitler

It's when you shave a hitler tash into your pubes.

Dude, that girl last night had a total genital hitler, so I gave her three fingers.

by European Bob the Third October 17, 2013

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 19, 2013

Genital-fluid

Genital-fluid, or genital fluid, describes an individual whose personality varies from being a dick, to a pussy, or an ass/ asshole, etc. Not always an insult.

Simon: "What's wrong with you lately? You've been such an obnoxious jerk and coward lately."
Freddy: "I might be genital-fluid, bro."
Simon: "Bro... Get over it."
Freddy: "Nah, it's pretty fun, assface. Not gonna lie :)"

by SphincterToday December 09, 2020

Genital heartbeat

Refers to the pelvic floor contracting when the penis undergoes stimulation, the contracting movement results in the said term.

Janice : I'm not gonna stop edging you
Ian : Janica, wait! Its twitching!
Janice : What's twitching?
Ian : My dick! Argh, it sounds like my heart beating
Janice : Genital heartbeat!

by ref_urband September 30, 2024

Genital Jam

A gender neutral term to describe secretions emitted from genitalia as a result of sexual arousal, stimulation, or activity.

Alex and Jamie really went at it in the guest room last night, there is genital jam all over the bed, walls, and tv remote.

by Häxa July 19, 2023