gand

An idiotic drunkard, that enjoys playing World of Warcraft, and asking girls to "the dance" while under the influence.

Me: "Gretchko, keep drinking, this stuff is only 15%."
The Gand: "Really? It doesn't taste like it it though."
Me: "Trust me, this is like beer, just keep drinking."
The Gand: "Well... Okay."
Some time goes by...
Me: "Gretchko, have you had enough?"
The Gand:"Ugh... yeah..."
Me: "Oh, well heres your phone, I think you should call Amanda."
The Gand: "B..b..but why?"
Me: "Well, you've been talking about her all night, and you said you don't have a homecoming date. And it's coming up pretty soon."
The Gand: "OH SHIIIIT.... y... you're right! Guys... guys... don't record it this time..."
Me: "Why would we?"
The Gand: "You're right.. you guys are... the best."
Ring, ring.
Amanda: "Hello?"
The Gand: "Ummm.... Amandaaaaa? I was just.. just calling, to ask you to... the dance."
Amanda: "Andrew, it's 1 AM, I think you're a little drunk."
The Gand: "Noooooooo.... but that means... no..."
Amanda: "Call me back later? Bye."
The Gand: "But... guhhhh...."

by AaronA October 26, 2006

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gandhi

A word used to replace the word "cool"

it actually sounds better

in fact, try it out right now :D

see......it does sound better

That's Hella "GANDHI"

I'm too "GANDHI" for that

I'm so "GANDHI" i can't help myself

That song is hella "GANDHI"

by Matt [Pistio] May 7, 2008

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Gandalf Nips

Used to describe when the pubic hair surrounding a man's nipples converge downwards, forming a beard-like frame for the nipple. Can be considered sexy.

Keith: "Check out mah hairy nipples baby..."

Alison: "Wow! I love a man with Gandalf Nips!"

by desperate_d January 9, 2010

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