Funoshe

A man who intentionally inserts tampons into his anus

Stay away from that guy I heard he was a funoshe

by Nothunterself December 16, 2013

functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.

John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.

by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016

functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.

Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.

by jst_money March 6, 2017

Funiture

Funiture is furniture that is fun

dang man that's some Funiture

by NWfuryYT November 15, 2017

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018

FUNET?

|eff u en e tea|
(f-u-n-e-t)
have you any tea?

Person 1: funet?
Person 2: Svft.

by Mythical_That November 1, 2018

FoNoToPa

Fear of No Toilet Paper

A sudden case of FoNoToPa hits John as he realizes his IBS prescription is low and he is on day 2 of his 14 day self quarantine.

by B W O March 17, 2020