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balls on your forehead

A friendly farewell amongst headbangers, similar to "have a great day" or "Live long and prosper".

It stems from the concept that if a male were to "bang" (i.e. have sexual intercourse with) someone's head, their balls would be on the person's forehead.
Instead of goodbye to your headbanger friend, say, "Balls on your forehead!"
by Bob Squash July 4, 2004
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big forehead

His big forehead his so huge he can tune in on the radio....like megamind
Seths big forehead is fucking big he can tune in on radiowaves and listen in on the radio whenever....like megamind
by Nigletfag November 16, 2016
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nuts on your forehead

when you're walking down the hall and a boy comes up to you looking for a good time. and he goes "hey, what would you do if i just put my nuts on your forehead?" and you say "then i'd put MY nuts on YOUR forehead" is accepting invitation to go smoke some pot while listening to peters techno...
this only works if you're a girl.
"hey les, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?"-the bockelman
"i'd have your nuts on my forehead?"- les
(accepting)

"hey katie, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?" -the bockelman
"i'd cry"- Zanin
(declining)
by Lcslic January 26, 2006
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Getting Forehead

When a man or a woman kisses the forehead of the other gender.
GUY 1:Dude that girl is totally getting forehead!
Guy 2:No way dude!
by Damnfly April 29, 2009
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Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...
Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
by Nik-ki September 25, 2006
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angry forehead

a man who has an evergrowing forehead with a lot of frown wrinkles. a happy chap generally (yeah right) who just bimbles through life on an evergoing quest to dig himself out of the current black spot thats bringing him down. soon to be followed by another life-changing set of curcumstances to put him right back in the shit hole that he just spent the last 6 months trying to get out of.
'angry forehead is in a mood again'
'when will he fucking cheer up?'
'fuck knows'
by doofle January 30, 2005
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sloping forehead

Someone who is quick at making decisions. These decisions might not always be they best. They are generally the best entrepreneurs, due to the ability of thinking fast and in many ways. Can be fool hardy but with experience there judgement get better. Let's face it....In an environment that constantly demands change and adaptability, they excel.
It's a fact. Sloping Forehead. Neanderthal.
by Jay CHROMEO April 5, 2016
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