The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.

After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022

Mutton Fluffers

1. noun. The betwixt region of a persons thighs.

I had my head in between Lisa's mutton fluffers lastnight.

by knuttsakjones April 8, 2022

Fluffer

1. A woman who keeps a man mentally and physically aroused.

2. A woman who keeps a male porn star aroused.

“That guy’s “girl best friend” is his fluffer because his girlfriend can’t keep him aroused!”
“Man, she gets me so hot mentally and physically. I need my fluffer to have sex with other women.”

by SoySauceBabies April 11, 2022

Coin Fluffer

A crypto investor that refuses to do research, buys random or popular coins, then goes on social media to find people to make them feel good about said bad decision.

That coin fluffer has got paper hands.

by thothbrat July 26, 2021

Fluffer

Fancy and endearing term for an Interior Designer. Mostly used in North America.

I said to my girlfriend that we could use a fluffer when we bought our house.

by Fspider March 5, 2022

Fluffer

A fluffer is a girl that is chunky but not obese (think Velma), they could be a real person or a cartoon character. What makes a person a fluffer is their breasts if they’re large and feel like pillows, they’re a fluffer.

“Yo did you see that fluffer over there” “ yeah man I’d totally use those as pillows”

by Broke boyo August 11, 2021

Fluffer(workplace)

An individual who helps fill in during different situations and makes a situation seem real. Such as an extras on a movie set that make a scene come to life.

He already worked for the company so the new job opening was technically his. However, they still need to hold interviews and bring in Fluffer(workplace) for public show.

by KultyKitty January 14, 2025