Argument Forging

Manufacturing a complete argument from whole cloth, including fabricated evidence, invented experts, or fake citations. This is the creation of a persuasive narrative with no connection to reality, designed to be deployed as a ready-made rhetorical weapon. It's counterfeiting an entire case file for a trial that will never see a real judge.

Example: "She forged an argument against the development by citing a 'landmark study from the MIT Urban Planning Journal' that didn't exist, quoting a 'leading ecologist' she made up, and referencing local aquifer data she'd completely invented. Her argument was a compelling fiction, meticulously fabricated to sway the town council." Argument Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Debate Forging

Staging a fake debate where one or both participants are arguing in bad faith, the outcome is predetermined, or the entire event is a performance designed to create content, not clash of ideas. This includes scripted "destroying" videos, panels where shills pretend to be opponents, or online "debates" where one party is just a troll trying to generate clips.

Example: "The podcast 'debate' was completely forged. The host's 'opponent' was a paid actor reading the dumbest possible version of the counter-argument from cue cards. The host 'demolished' him, the audience cheered, and they all sold t-shirts after. No ideas were tested; a straw man was erected and set on fire for profit." Debate Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Science Forging

The outright fabrication of scientific data, results, or entire studies—committing fraud to create a veneer of empirical support for a claim. This is the most direct and malicious form of counterfeiting in the knowledge economy, creating a peer-reviewed mirage where no research actually occurred.

Example: "The pharmaceutical company was caught science forging. They had invented patient data for a clinical trial, photoshopped lab results, and published a paper in a compromised journal. The forged 'science' was used to secure FDA approval for a drug that was later revealed to be no better than a placebo."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Newfie firing squad

Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"

See

Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"

The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

genesis firming

similar to the genesis block in bitcoin, GF refers to taking something that is hard to bear - except the genesis is the most major or early occurrence of the firming event.

jdk tried to open the door six times before realising it was a pull not a push door, this was the first event of the day AND year - he was truly a good example of a genesis firming in that case

by ItWontBeEasyUnderAfro-guyanese September 10, 2025

40-year-old furgin

When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.

Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?

by He_does_pro-laps August 20, 2021

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021