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Final Flash

Signature method of conflict resolution devised by the Saiyan royalty. Prince Vegeta utilizes it effectively to assuage his rage and make specific sentiments clear to all his subjects, those being - “Fuck. Everything. In. That. General. Direction.”
(Vegeta is charging up energy as Perfect Cell watches on with an unimpressed look. Vegeta then thrusts both his arms forward, with lightning striking out between his palms)

PERFECT CELL: Oh, that's much better! I can actually feel that!

VEGETA: In mere moments... All you'll be feeling is OBLIVION!!!

PERFECT CELL: That, or disappointment. Go ahead...flip that coin. (cut to Vegeta forming an energy ball in palms)

TRUNKS: Father! Your pride isn't worth destroying the planet! Come on!

KRILLIN: Way past the bargaining stage here...

VEGETA: FINAL FLASH!!! (fires a massive blast directly at Perfect Cell)

PERFECT CELL: Aw, how cute! He named it--OH, SHIT!!! (gets engulfed by the blast as it's seen travelling straight on into outer space)

KRILLIN: Ah, cool. He missed the planet.
by DrowUrden September 27, 2022
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Final Disease

Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'
Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!
by MarkMyLife August 9, 2009
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finals coma

The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.

So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.

Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
Student 1: You ready for finals next week?

Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.

Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?

Student 2: Yeah.

or

Student A: I just finished my last exam.

Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!

Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.

Student B: Sounds good!
by LSSUTKE280 May 6, 2011
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Final Denial

An event found in the beginning of December and May in which students do a year's laundry, take 3 day long naps, dust their entire apartment, work out, clean their bathroom, take their dog for a walk, wash their car, and do anything else besides acknowledging they have finals.
"Hey Loren!! I thought you said you had a final tomorrow. . .shouldn't you be home studying?"

"Nope!! I went bowling earlier and plan to go the bar after this dinner."

"Looks like final denial to me!"
by orangepower December 8, 2012
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Final Feel

When someone is too Stoned and they feel like they're dying, thinking that's the last thing they will feel
Person 1: aRe yOu SuRe ThAt wAs JuSt wEED?
Person 2: Yeah you'll be fine just chill
Person 1: *silence*
person 2: You good?
Person 1: I'm dying bro what am I gonna do, oh god, I can't move
Person 2: Damn bro that's a final feel
by dinodiq October 27, 2018
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final position

either
a) the final position in sex
b) final position before the funeral
Erin: Man I saw someone in their final position!
Scout: Which one😏
by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022
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maths final

A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.

In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.
I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.
by Abd_ May 7, 2023
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