I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.
by Sexy ass niggas on my dick June 05, 2018
An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023
loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
by weavesnatcher69 December 03, 2017
A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.
by Ketysk May 19, 2018
Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
by Dinneryum March 01, 2023
Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.
by Mr. Awesome 007 July 18, 2011