A man who would have a limp penis and struggles to get hard by women. However just by the touch of a man, he will be rock hard.
Man: I don’t know I’m feeling a bit like Evis.
Girl (with her fat fucking pussy out): Is that why you’re not hard?
Man: Yes.
Girl (with her fat fucking pussy out): Is that why you’re not hard?
Man: Yes.
by Dezbro April 6, 2023
Get the Evismug. Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.
by Eves_101 February 28, 2021
Get the Evie Jensenmug. Evie is an amazing beautiful girl who will always manage to put a smile on your face. She is goofy and is one of the best people you can become friends with. She most likely has a crush on a guy named Jack.
by Tamaki_isjoeyshusband December 20, 2020
Get the Eviemug. Evie is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is kind, caring, and crazy. Once you are on her good side, she will act crazy. If your on her bad side she will most likely hate you. But Evie is pretty badass.
Evie is beautiful
by W3sDaGoat6969 September 25, 2021
Get the Eviemug. Evie is the cutest girl you'll ever meet. She is always changing her hair color and style. She is very nice but if you get on her bad side then you'll die a minute later. She is super popular, and probably a singer or cheerleader. Most Evie's are lesbian but a lot of them are straight. So if you get in a relationship with her then you are the luckiest person alive! She is super sexy also.
Person 1: I heard you were having a bad day
Person 2:Yeah but then I meet Evie and we talked for a while then made out then she made me the happiest girl on the planet!
Person 1: I wish I was in your spot :/
Person 2:Yeah but then I meet Evie and we talked for a while then made out then she made me the happiest girl on the planet!
Person 1: I wish I was in your spot :/
by UnknownUserOfUrbanDictionaries January 19, 2021
Get the Eviemug. Australian stoner slang... When you pack a MASSIVE cone so its stacked as high as mount everest and its practically falling out of the cone piece. This is the word for the largest possible cone you can pack, larger than both a cosi and a rucky (which is for amateurs).
Oi pack me an fuckin a evy ya dog I'm the CONE KILLER! I'll rip it in 10 seconds bruh...
I smash evys 5 times a day I'm the lebron james of smoking!
I smash evys 5 times a day I'm the lebron james of smoking!
by Flabba98 October 10, 2019
Get the Evymug. Evie is usually funny and can never be alone. She always relies on her friends and is with them 24/7. You can always tell your secrets to Evie,she will always keep them. But make sure not to get on her bad side,she will just ignore you.
by pandagirl21 October 17, 2021
Get the Eviemug.