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engagement ring

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.
Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."
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England

A nice little country sitting next to France, Spain, Portugal, Germany, and Norway! the people here are quite normal and do not speak all posh like in american films ,nor do they sit around all day drinking tea and eating scones! we do sometimes like a bit of tea and cake, but we also love the fizzy stuff and ice-cream.

We are not that obsessed with football, some of us would rather do cartwheels down hills or watch an awsome tv programe like Doctor who, Lost, Heroes, the X-Factor, Eastenders, My Family or something depressing and worring like Panorama. sometimes Americans decide to copy Brit TV programes which is annoying, but we do love some American tv shows!

We have also produced some wicked Authors: Jk Rowling -Harry potter, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens or Shakespeare! there are also some cool musicans and stuff, Queen, Leona Lewis, The Beatles, The Who and a load of other cool people! we have plenty of awsome actors too! we also gave the world: King Arthur, the knights of the round table and Merlin. we have a lot of history!

most of us have no idea why some people, ehem, AMERICANS, have taken a strong dislike to the English,(probably just jealous of our unpredictable weather) which is silly since some of us have never met an american and most have never offended one.

we are nice. ignore the government and all that. they annoy us too. we hate homework, animal cruelty, maths, double maths, spiders, peas and Twilight. Well I do anyway!
England is full of people. 6 million roughly.

England has a silly sense of humour

England is over there.
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engadget

by imacmatt09 August 30, 2007
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Enclave-Sama

Dink-San's senpai, probably a furry, and has a shiny bald head
Dink-San: Nyaa~ Enclave Sama!
Enclave-Sama: Dink-San!
by MariTheFangirl July 13, 2019
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England

Named after the Angles/Anglos at the time, which divided up the British Isle into Angle-land, Wessex, and a place for the natives. Neighbor to Wales and Scotland, and part of the United Kingdom. Once one of the greatest empires in the world, it still holds some clout. The capital is London, which is by far the worst place in it, being over crowded, about two degrees hotter than the rest of england. Known for inventing both Ping-pong and football, it was also the first country to use or even think up soap. A beautiful place, though it is, at times, a bit dreary.
It was one of the first nations to give right to former slaves, and has already had a female leader, something the rest of the world seems to completely ignore.
The English are known for being bitterly sarcastic, and are quite critical of everything.
As far as music goes, punk is ours. Many a great composer and singer has come from Angle-land. Andrew Lloyd Webber is from England, as was Shakespeare.
One of the first to reject the Catholic Church, though that was just over divorce issues.
Also known by their enemies, the French, who they will bicker with and insult until someone tries to do the same, in which case they will defend them.
The food is wonderful in England, contrary to popular belief.

The flag of England is the Saint George's Cross.
England is also not to be confused with Britain, or the United Kingdom.
"Just lie back, and think of England." A rather nice song.

Git of any particular ethnicity(Let's say American, though It could be any nationality/ethnicity/race), "Oi. You're from England. Does that mean your related to Simon Cowell/The Queen/Hugh Laurie."
Me, "One, I'm British, as I am half welsh. Two, you're America. Does that mean you are related to George Bush?"
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The Queen of England

The Queen of England is a ruling female monarch or Sovereign that is head of state for the United Kingdom and it's Commonwealth. i.e Australia etc

The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
POMMY ACCENT - "I couldn't very well bloody believe it!" "Whah" "Jessica marched in like the Queen of bloody England and told me I was fired and had 30 seconds to exit the bloomin' building!"

When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"

Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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England Band

Bang, Bang, Bang, 'honk', 'hoot' Bang Bang, Bang.......SHUT UP!
by J.H June 13, 2003
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