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Email Numbness

The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.
Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.
by TrueWillis February 21, 2011
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Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.
After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.
by G-Email November 3, 2021
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email

email where my school spams me with fuckinemails. Now thats hell
by Echo the furry November 7, 2019
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email gap

(n.) - A period of time when you do not open your email inbox due to travel, moving to a new home, or week-long bedrest due to flu or other health problems.
"Wow, I was out of town for so long, travelling on business, that I just didn't have time to pay attention to the email gap in my inbox."

-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 15, 2010
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email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails
I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.
by raknahs December 27, 2021
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Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.
A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email
by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025
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Email Spammer

A salesperson who uses Apollo, Outreach, or Salesloft as their SEP because spammers land in the spam folder which of course seems logical.
An email Spammer sent me an email from one of those cold email tools Apollo, Outreach, or Salesloft because they landed in my spam folder.
by thesalesapostle January 20, 2024
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