Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023

Elvis

the best boyfriend in the world, he makes you feel like you're a queen and you deserve the world. Even as a long distance boyfriend, he always calls you and will stay up for you at night since he's halfway across the world from you. He's the definition of perfection in a man, he knows how to treat a woman with respect and he will ignore any other person just for you (I'm talking about my boyfriend)

Girl: You're so lucky to have Elvis as a boyfriend!!
Samia (me): I know and I'm so grateful for him

by your_nigga. April 30, 2024

ELVIS

THE KING

Before ELVIS there was nothing, after ELVIS there is nothing.

by Fag Basher August 30, 2021

elvis

6'5 255 pound 200iq comedic genius intellectual megamind brainiac + cool

Albert einstein was such an elvis!

by notelvis123 November 22, 2021

Elvis

An Elvis is Where you have sex with 2 women except you're in the middle while one fucks your ass with a strap on dildo and the other 1 squirts breast milk all over your face.

''Oh Joey we think you're so cute, how would you like to come home with Ashley and I tonight and we'll give you an Elvis?''
''Oh I'm down for a good Elvis!''

by Teddy31233 April 12, 2024

Elvis

A fine, young, sexy specimen of culture. Someone who is a cooooool cat.

Oh Elvis, I loooooooooovvee youu

by CactusBoi October 24, 2019

Elvis Presley

The most handsome man in the world, the best selling artist and just a great person. I love Elvis Presley so much he is the love of my life and he will always be remembered.

Person 1- “hey have you heard Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel?”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”

by elvispresleyswife September 12, 2023