Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".

"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."

by Ewonyn April 2, 2017

Elevator ladies

Ladies that go up and down

"Elevator ladies in the parking lot" black keys

by Wonderingminds August 3, 2017

elevator neck

A woman who keeps talking about sucking your dick but never does it.

"You said you were going to suck my dick.Elevator neck"

by GODEVERYTHINGREALLY1 September 14, 2017

Elevator Hogger

A person who holds the elevator hostage for his leisurely pleasure of riding the elevator up and down. Aka a flying dingbat

The elevator hogger did not let us go to our room!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

Elevator Hornrt

The equivalent of an elevator hogger, but 10x the Savage factor. Think of him as a fire hornrt, in human form. He is completely selfish and keeps the elevator to himself, letting nobody else ride it. While riding, the hornrt is talking to his Princess Hornrt over the emergency intercom, wasting precious taxpayers dollars.

The Elevator Hornrt refused to let us in the elevator when we went to film one in LizzyTown (aka Elizabeth Shuttle Reserve)

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

elevator evans

going poop in a public bathroom.

originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down

"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"

"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"

by buttlordprimus May 28, 2019

Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.

I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019