The angry Earl

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.

Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl

by Grenzgaenger69 August 20, 2021

Earl-like

To tell someone is intelligent or high IQ. Earl-like also refers to the people who do what they like and are not bound by any rules. Earl-like people refer to rogue individuals but with a clever goal in mind.

It was Earl-like when you answered that questions.

by stonehaus January 21, 2021

Chuffin Da Earl

Something girls will never find out about... It has a variety of meanings which are meant for special ears only..

You are chuffin da earl big nose!

by Falipey1 May 14, 2010

kenneth earl

Kenneth
noun. A male given name: from an irish word meaning “handsome".

Earl
noun. A British nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess.

Kenneth Earl is a boy's name.

Ex.“her husband the earl had died"
Ex.“Kenneth is handsome”

by Fiesty draco March 02, 2023

Owen Earl Maxwell

Someone with Negitive Rizz and spends all there time on yourmom.com and urban dictionary

cheeseburger owen earl maxwell

by WalterWhite27 May 31, 2023

earl be earling

The act of sassing another person with sarcasm from a state of baldness.

Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.

by KayAngelic June 09, 2024

Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag from someone and fart.

Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!

by Slapper Al January 01, 2025