2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 27, 2023

Duh a loo

“duh a loo”

girl: oh my god, he’s so duh a loo.
girl 2: he makes my pussy wet

by Ahahaahbab March 25, 2023

Master duh Bater

Someone who thinks they're in a debate and has something profound to say, but is actually just mentally masturbating.

His point was moot. He is such a master duh bater

by zippyskippy June 05, 2024

Master duh Bater

"Master duh Bater" -- someone who sounds like they're arguing, stupidly, but really just engaging in mental masturbation.

I thought I was educating a troll online, but it turns out he's a Master duh Bater!

by zippyskippy May 28, 2024

OOO DUH DUH

a thing british people say to be like americans

Russian Man: "Hey, how's it going?"
British Guy: "I'm American, OOO DUH DUH!!"

by lil_disgrace69420 October 06, 2020

duh-duduh

One who is slow, or of low intelligence; retarded

Person 1: Tyler burnt his house down cuz he put a metal bowl in the microwave

Person 2: Really? What a fuckin duh-duduh

by Rhinoplasty Ronald July 08, 2023

Floor-it-duh

Da "flat as da FLOOR" most-south-eastern U.S. state where everyone cluelessly "FLOORS it" like it's da Utah salt-flats!

Seeing as how da Daytona 500 is held in Floor-it-duh, it's little wonder dat said "peninsula state" has so many highballin' motorists who love to use said pancake-terrained principality as a huge racetrack!

by QuacksO February 01, 2023