Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
Get the Markinsons Diseasemug. If you arrive at a social event and the vast majority of females there are ugly then the said event has a bad case of UglyBitches.
by s1lence February 9, 2005
Get the UglyBitches Diseasemug. A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.
Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.
Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.
by weej and keej June 8, 2011
Get the Declan Diseasemug. Chris lies about so much stuff he cant remember what he lies about. He cant even keep his lies straight, " he must have Liezheimers Disease."
by Gumpyliversmack February 9, 2010
Get the Liezheimers Diseasemug. by jsan2222 from Boro NJ April 25, 2009
Get the LOLkinheimerz Diseasemug. A serious condition in which a man forgets the existence of his genitalia, specifically, his testicles. The onset of this disease usually occurs under certain circumstances. When a man is in a relationship in which his every move is controlled and dictated by his partner, he is said to carry the main symptom of Ballzheimer's Disease. During social activity with others of his gender, the victim is said to regain his lost balls, however, once his partner returns or makes her presence known, the victim quickly relapses into having Ballzheimer's. This disease is usually observed in one sided relationships, where the woman is dominant.
"Hey, what happened to John last night? We were at the bar and he got a text from katie, then left frantically saying he was gonna miss the grey's anatomy marathon."
I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.
I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.
by Imef October 12, 2010
Get the Ballzheimer's Diseasemug. When one returns from college to work the summer at Panera Bread, they get confident to the extent where they feel the need to have sex in the Panera Bread Bathroom. From this, the person now contains an Infection or Transmitted Disease known as Panerial Disease. (Usually anal infection)
by Bjorn12345 April 9, 2016
Get the Panerial Diseasemug.