David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.
by DaijaMae January 25, 2020
The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.
''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''
by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019
by Nsjafusbd December 17, 2019
David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
by RaccToons October 11, 2019
He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.
Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.
by JJKB5 August 14, 2019
One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.
Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.
Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.
May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.
Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.
Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)
Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.
Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.
Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.
May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.
Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.
Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)
Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.
Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
by IwantSpaghetti November 03, 2019
David has a huge throbbing cock
by lopezda6048 April 28, 2020