David 

big ass dick

David is a dream daddy

David by Yourdaddy229075 April 8, 2019

david 

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

david by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019

David 

A fucking twat.

But can be a good friend

David.
Is.
TWAN’S.

David by Lelelelelelellelelelelelelel1 April 29, 2019

David 

David is an amazing person he is talent loving and cute

That guy is so cute i wonder if his name is David

David by Onllllll May 5, 2019

David 

NOT a dumbass disappointment

David your not a dumbass disappointment.

David by Aron Dahead May 6, 2019

David 

fuck david @ryengiant

fuck david

David by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019

David 

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.

:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David

David by Dav012 July 26, 2019