donald darker

Best dark meme page on instagram

hey do you follow donald darker?

by instagram inc June 22, 2021

roblox daters

there are people in roblox who date in some games like roblox high school and in many dating games but these are all gonna get rekt cuz new updates

woah see the roblox daters there dating with e-girls

by hulksmash5718 October 15, 2021

Online Dater

A person who uses ill-suited websites, video games or platforms with the intention of finding a romantic or sexual partner as they are simply too pathetic in face-to-face interactions to find a romantic partner offline. Said person is often a teenager between the ages of 13 and 17. However, younger kids may online date as they see older kids doing it and may see it as cool.

Online Dater: abc for gf (;
Reasonable Person: what the fuck no
ODer: whatever you aint gettin this pussy even though you want it
RP: but i don't want that fishy ass shit

by Some lifeless loser September 22, 2022

Shucksey Darners

A shucksey darner is basically just a yocal or community of yocals that, due to geographic isolation, have only ever been able to receive the Disney Channel for generations. An allopatric speciation has occurred, and unbeknownst to the community, the entirety of their collective vocabularies had been commuted to a single, three page lexicon. Words such as jinkies, shucks, darn, phooey, gee willikers, and jeepers had become the harshest exclamations one could receive from a shucksey darner. Not only did their communal vernacular diminish, the behaviors and mannerisms each one exhibited, without exception, would include dragging a foot in the dirt while staring down as they sheepishly whisper "garsh or golly." Every member of a shucksey darner community will share in each other's embarrassment, shame, guilt, humiliation, remorse, and stigma as if it were them who were the transgressors. If one were to pass loud gas, it would come to pass that it was everyone who did the dirt. Likewise, were one to accidentally fall penis-first into their neighbor's old lady, it would come to pass that everybody, even those without a penis, had accidentally stuck it in young Mrs. Floozy-Tramp. Research is still underway to discern whether these characteristics were the product of inbreeding, or from the curtailed source of stimuli available to that region.

I have an unassailable alibi ready at all times now that I know about those shucksey darners living up on White Mountain. Those hayseeds are incapable of understanding dishonesty, so I would just have to make a pinky swear with the go-funny eye girl that I had been peeling the taters round back this whole time.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

former daters

your mama left you so did your girl

we are former daters

by thenumberonedefintionsinfake May 31, 2023

serial dater

people who've been in many short term relationships. these people are almost never single and constantly jumping from relationship to relationship.

example 1
person 1: I have a crush on *name*
person 2: good luck, she's a serial dater

example 2
person 1: Is *name 1* still dating *name 2*?
person 2: That was 2 relationships ago, he's with *name 3* now.
person 1: I saw him with *name 2* last month!
person 2: serial daters, man..

by TheRealFaxMachine September 21, 2023

Discouraged Dater

Someone who is currently not dating, who wants to date, but has not attempted to start dating for a long time because they gave up, believe nobody is suitable, or is mentally exhausted from unsuccessful attempts.

Person 1: Hey man, you haven't dated in a while, why don't you go out and find someone.
Person 2: Can't, finding someone is a lost cause
Person 1: Ah, I get it, you're a discouraged dater

by ManBehindTheDarkMask November 21, 2024