.damonphobic

THE FUNNIEST MUTUAL I HAVE

SHE IS GIRLBOSS
BIGGEST DAMON ANTI ON LAND
AND KAYLEE DANIELLE PHOEBE AND STEFANS WIFEYS

“Do you follow .damonphobic on tiktok shes the biggest damon anti out their” i asked

“No” said a uncultured pig

“Your missing out. That’s embarrassing”

by I’m Damonphobic July 20, 2021

Damion

The sweetest most caring guy you will ever meet. He has heart of gold and likes to argue, it's all worth it though because he's the best you will find. He's technically a porn star with a huge cock and some may call him a crack god.

I flick my bean to the thought of Damion before bed.

by Suckmyassplz January 6, 2022

Damon R

Damon is afraid of girls, ever time he sees one he runs the other way. He is super short and I’m not talking just height. (;
He thinks that having long hair makes him look hot, (it don’t). In summary he tries to be cool, but fails.

Dave: Who was that that’s just fell of the skateboard?
Lucas: Oh that’s Damon R, he prob saw a girl.
Dave: Girlphobia?

Lucas: yeah that word was made because he was born

by Christopher George Miske March 28, 2022

Pulling a Damon

Choking in big moments, Being scared to talk to girls

Boy 1 : Why you didn’t talk to that girl

Boy 2 : I was pulling a Damon

by Mxpyro February 19, 2019

damson

a girl or woman who has lack of braincells, and can find herself in distress.

"I'm a damson in distress, help me!"

by menameis April 21, 2009

Damon

the fking sexiest guy you will ever meet in the whole world. Can make you feel amazingg. And is also pretty cocky, but stay away from him because he will break your heart

ouch, Damon is such a pimp ass

by YoMaMa4 April 3, 2010

Matt Damon

describes a person with anywhere from two to sixty extra teeth.

Joe: "Damn, I didn't know these fish have teeth."

Jill: "Yeah, they're Matt Damon fish."

by Matt Damon's Mom October 7, 2008