Rockin' A Deuce

Taking a giant shit

It's a long trip. I had better rock a deuce before we leave.

by SBD March 27, 2005

deuce cobra

A shit so long and solid, the head of the turd sticks out of the toliet bowl water; resembling that of a deadly cobra. The deuce cobra is considered extremely dangerous and should not be provoked, if your roomate or wife leaves a deuce cobra for you to discover, you need to remain calm; the cobra is more scared of you than you are of it. However, it may jump out and spray your face with doody. If your wife left it, than she is a high fiber diet whore.

Nigel thought it would be hilarious to leave Ty a deuce cobra after he ate a bunch of raisin bran drunk...until he came home and found his roomate dead in the bathroom and a shit streak from the corpse to the fire escape where the deuce cobra made its exit.

by mbc33 October 6, 2010

An Inconvienent Deuce

The act of defecating in the restroom of a bar or night club.

Although I thought I wouldn't need to when we left the house, I ended up having to drop An Inconvienent Deuce at the club when I was trying to talk to some ladies.

by Mr. Bad Idea July 7, 2012

Doomsday Deuce

A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.

Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!

by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013

Super Deuce

A bowel movement of epic proportions.

See Deuce

This morning, I dropped a super deuce that clogged the toilet.

by DowntownCB May 18, 2010

micro deucing

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020

mouth deuce

To vomit as a result of excessive drinking, motion sickness, or a flu. Basically, to crap from the mouth.

Pull over, I think I'm going to drop a mouth deuce.

I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.

I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.

by ADKat8 June 30, 2010