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cilantro bush

A mexican chica's hooch when she doesn't wax.
Geof and Heather met a Latino couple for a little taco eating session and discovered she had a cilantro bush.
by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025
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Cailah

Cailah is a one in one million. Very rare among humans of current age, because their such a wonderful person. While they can be a bitch to others, once you get to know them, they are lovely and funny as hell.
Cailah can be a real * sometimes
by blazeshampst1 July 11, 2025
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Chilaid

" Have you ever been Chilaid?, want to??"
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Midnight Cilantro

"Would you like some midnight Cilantro tonight"

"She and I midght cilantroed the other day"
by JulietanDictionary March 16, 2025
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Faustian Cilantro

An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.

The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "
by Reincarnation of Mayor West March 19, 2025
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Banana cilantro

A Youtuber went to a Domino's and ordered a "Banana cilantro" pizza. A phrase used randomly or when a person is talking about food
Alex : "Dude, I just had a burger for lunch."

Max : "Banana cilantro"
by Rainbow_Sparkles October 5, 2025
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