When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream pie mug.Jake:last night me and my girlfriend fucked and I cream pies in her pussy so much she was screaming
Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it
Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it
by Dickandpussy October 4, 2020
Get the Cream pie mug.to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."
last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.
by acshowtime February 22, 2011
Get the Flaming butterscotch cream pie mug.When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.
When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.
by James Gresham January 5, 2024
Get the Dirty double dipped cream pie mug.A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
Get the Canada cream pie mug.A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.
by Slothster January 15, 2024
Get the Merryland Cream Pie mug.Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.
by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023
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