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Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.
This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.
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Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).
In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!
by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023
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the cream pie

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie
by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017
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Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.
Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.
by Redmeat May 6, 2023
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Rainbow Cream Pie

When a couple engage in intercourse and the male (penis having individual) ejaculates inside the woman (uterus having individual) while she is on her period creating a beautiful rainbow of sperm and menstrual blood.
Person 1: Hey babe, can I cream pie you?
Person 2: I'm on my period.
Person 1: Even better. I can rainbow cream pie you.
by Arianna00p April 27, 2025
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Jelly cream pie

like a regular cream pie, but the woman is on her period. So it looks like a lil Debbie jelly cream pie.
I had a jelly cream pie for breakfast and my mouth still taste like salty pennies
by BFrick January 26, 2021
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Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.
Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.
by Slothster January 15, 2024
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