Fingering jess till her legs spaz so fast she turns into a human helicopter
I gave jess a naughty little crayon yesterday. Tehe
by Paddyl_12 March 2, 2021
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Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together
Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night
by shrimpdick02 April 2, 2021
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An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
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After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.
That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!
by KrisGriffin July 14, 2022
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when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
by funnyguy211 February 12, 2010
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A slightly racist term for a white person who adds no value to society.
There's Sarah. She's such a useless crayon.

Stephen isn't a useless crayon, because he has a job!
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